thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
(via brook)
Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on
Calculus more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation
Biology more like BYEology because I’m out
math more like no
(via cloudlessskies)
:D I got a new hat yesterday~! I loveeee ittttt :3
Sooo tired~ This stupid paper is only worth 5% of my grade x__X;
I got my hair and eyebrows done :o
It’s crazy how different a haircut can make you look O__O; Hopefully you all don’t hate it D:
My boyfriend David and I. I’m on the left~! :3
Oh my God how did I not see this?!
Urgh so cute.
Haha omg I forgot I submitted this xD Did you go creepin on my camwhore tags? :PPP
I look like a legitimate alien with this blue face mask and pore strip on haha My face is SO tight right now because of the mask ahaha can’t make any emotions xD
Of course I would only ever post this picture on tumblr. Yes, my forehead is massive, fuck you D: And I really need to do something about my obnoxious brows… >__>
ANYWAY I HAD A STRESSFUL 2 HOURS AT WORK (one would think 2 hours isn’t even close to enough time to piss someone off but hey, turns out it is enough) and the first pore strip didn’t work so I must continue my personal day! xDDDD
There’s bloo stuff all over my face O_O;
xD This mask feels funny haha
Yes, I am giving myself a mini-spa treatment before work…don’t judge xD
Yay for pore cleansing strips! Then a mask after this then off to work :o
Lol we’re so strange
x3 This is from my main tumblr. If you all want to follow, please feel free to do so! It’s just random pictures of food and people and Pokemon and stuff xD
Bringing this back ahahaha
Outfit of the day~ My black shirt has some nice light gray designs that don’t show up on here but yeah~ :D
David and I have a friend coming over :o
Hiiiiii. Class tiem.
Ugh this class is killing me.